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Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Spam Haiku Public Service Announcement
Spamvy is a growing problem in America, but one that easily prevented by eating delicious Spam in any of its wonderful forms. Here are the two forms of Spamvy.
Spamvy (Psychological): This form of the problem comes about when you see others eating and enjoying the great taste of Spam, yet you know they probably won't share with you. Realizing they won't share causes the victim to have an emotional crisis. Keeping a can of Spam on hand can alleviate the early stages of Spamvy, and prevent the need for medical intervention.
Spamvy (Physiological): This form of the problem comes about when your diet has been deficient of Spam. The physiological form of Spamvy can be exacerbated by the psychological form. Like the psychological form, this problem can cured by preparing a meal which includes Spam.
For extreme cases of either form, Spam should be served straight from the can until the patient regains his/her sanity. From there, Spam should be included with each meal until the crisis passes. A complete preventative regime should include 4-6 servings of Spam per week.
Spamvy (Psychological): This form of the problem comes about when you see others eating and enjoying the great taste of Spam, yet you know they probably won't share with you. Realizing they won't share causes the victim to have an emotional crisis. Keeping a can of Spam on hand can alleviate the early stages of Spamvy, and prevent the need for medical intervention.
Spamvy (Physiological): This form of the problem comes about when your diet has been deficient of Spam. The physiological form of Spamvy can be exacerbated by the psychological form. Like the psychological form, this problem can cured by preparing a meal which includes Spam.
For extreme cases of either form, Spam should be served straight from the can until the patient regains his/her sanity. From there, Spam should be included with each meal until the crisis passes. A complete preventative regime should include 4-6 servings of Spam per week.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Friday, January 22, 2010
Thursday, January 21, 2010
27 - Spamshiners
Ok, this one is based on a cartoon (Farside I think). The caption read "When the police arrived, the spamshiners knew they were busted." The picture showed a still with the back end of a pig sticking out, two hill billys by the still looking at the police. ~ I felt bad for the spamshiners.
Piglets run around.
Spamshiners out back. Still burns.
Police steal our joy.
Piglets run around.
Spamshiners out back. Still burns.
Police steal our joy.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
24 - Spamfast weight loss plan
Spam shake for breakfast.
'Nother yummy shake for lunch.
Lite dinner with Spam.
'Nother yummy shake for lunch.
Lite dinner with Spam.
Friday, January 15, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
17-20 - Spamku Surivor
Post Apocalypse.
Looters are near. Too close to
my Spam. Must protect.
Survival a must.
Spam is a food I can trust.
Precooked goodness now.
Protein packed are you.
Save my strength for days ahead.
Oh fill my belly.
Living in my hell.
Touch of paradise per can.
My Spam, my rich joy.
Looters are near. Too close to
my Spam. Must protect.
Survival a must.
Spam is a food I can trust.
Precooked goodness now.
Protein packed are you.
Save my strength for days ahead.
Oh fill my belly.
Living in my hell.
Touch of paradise per can.
My Spam, my rich joy.
Monday, January 11, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
Thursday, January 7, 2010
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