38

Why eat humpback whales?

I dream of cloven hooved pigs.

Processed,canned, then fried.

37

Packing my small house.

Longing for dinner, what to

eat? Only one choice.

36

oh greased breath of life
falling from the can to my
scared quivering lips

35

bitterness follows
recrimination and fear
tricked I ate some Treet

35

In C-T for job.

Looking for work and Spam store.

My quest continues.

34

trapped inside by snow
everyone begins to seem
like spam on the hoof

33

if only it were
thirty inches of new spam
fallen from heaven

32

round one does return
sated after successful
spam shopping journey

31

Trapped under the snow.
Only one thing to eat now.
My lone can of Spam.

30

Girlfriend's kids Spamless.

Pray for their enlightenment.

Corner store delivers.

Spam Haiku Public Service Announcement

Spamvy is a growing problem in America, but one that easily prevented by eating delicious Spam in any of its wonderful forms. Here are the two forms of Spamvy.

Spamvy (Psychological): This form of the problem comes about when you see others eating and enjoying the great taste of Spam, yet you know they probably won't share with you. Realizing they won't share causes the victim to have an emotional crisis. Keeping a can of Spam on hand can alleviate the early stages of Spamvy, and prevent the need for medical intervention.

Spamvy (Physiological): This form of the problem comes about when your diet has been deficient of Spam. The physiological form of Spamvy can be exacerbated by the psychological form. Like the psychological form, this problem can cured by preparing a meal which includes Spam.

For extreme cases of either form, Spam should be served straight from the can until the patient regains his/her sanity. From there, Spam should be included with each meal until the crisis passes. A complete preventative regime should include 4-6 servings of Spam per week.

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Spam, lost without you.
Forlorn, hopeless, no fry pan.
Won't eat low fat meat.

28 - Missing spamku man

Round guy is missing.
On a quest for pink canned meat.
Look in corner store.

27 - Spamshiners

Ok, this one is based on a cartoon (Farside I think). The caption read "When the police arrived, the spamshiners knew they were busted." The picture showed a still with the back end of a pig sticking out, two hill billys by the still looking at the police. ~ I felt bad for the spamshiners.

Piglets run around.
Spamshiners out back. Still burns.
Police steal our joy.

26

Eatting so much Spam.
Building a home of blue cans.
Eat and recycle.

25

Sitting in a cube.
Dreaming of cubed spicy ham.
Hunger times hunger.

24 - Spamfast weight loss plan

Spam shake for breakfast.
'Nother yummy shake for lunch.
Lite dinner with Spam.

23

It is my birthday,
Ready to celebrate it,
Feast on spicy ham!

22

Hormel factory
Center of Spam universe
Pilgrimage for me

21

Lonely road traveled.
Only one thing to enjoy.
Spam! What else silly?